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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

Nonsense! You totally could.

This does set the bar high, though.

Oh man, I just snorted! Kinda glad my roommate isn’t home right now!

For the Writers out there: Common Injuries And How To Treat Them

jellicleoverlord:

In my experience, RPers and Writers alike enjoy one thing: Making characters suffer. This little guide is supposed to help you with keeping injuries and the First Aid - in case you want to patch your character back together - realistic. 
I am no medical professional, but I dare say I picked up a thing or two during my First Aid school-medic training ;)

Under read more for length! Also, trigger warnings for blood, I suppose?

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This is awesome info for writers! Note that hyperventilation should never be treated with a paper bag though. This may cause pulmonary embolism, which can be fatal.

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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction: deduction-to-seduction: hiddlesbatchlove: deduction-to-seduction: You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered “This means war” and silently walked out of the room Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS “I am the oncoming storm” HELP
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deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

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asgardiangodofthunder: dammitcaswecanfixthis: lastofthetimeladies: #Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper #well he’d give 12% to Pepper #an argument can be made for 15% reblogging for the tags!
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asgardiangodofthunder: dammitcaswecanfixthis: lastofthetimeladies: #Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper #well he’d give 12% to Pepper #an argument can be made for 15% reblogging for the tags!
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asgardiangodofthunder:

reblogging for the tags!

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